Microsoft Jokes for Christmas: Since it's Christmas season already, I'm throwing out plenty of technology related jokes all throughout this month to keep everyone merry, happy, joyful, glad, cheerful, bubbly (and whatever adjective that is related to being merry). To kick things off, I’ll give you the lyrics of some "Microsoft" Christmas parody songs.
So here are some Microsoft jokes for Christmas, and let's sing them!
So here are some Microsoft jokes for Christmas, and let's sing them!
12 Days of Microsoft Christmas
by Gil Glass
Edited by Me
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows Vista for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows vista for my PC
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 instructions faulty, 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 sound cards silent, 11 instructions faulty, 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin', 8 Megs overflowin', 7 files missin', 6 ints conflictin', 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows Vista for my PC!
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The Bill Gates Song
Original: "Christmas Song" (Mel Torme)
Netscape roasting on an open fire,
Apple begging on its knees,
Photo popping up on Time magazine,
Yes, Bill Gates dreams of days like these!
Everybody knows he's never fully satisfied,
Throws himself behind each task,
World dominion is his company's goal.
Well, hey, is that so much to ask?
He knows the world is in his sway,
We'll buy whatever software he might toss our way,
We'll surf his Internet, watch his TV,
He'll take us anywhere we ask him--for a fee.
And so we're offering this simple prayer,
To Bill and all his MS grunts:
Since we all follow any standard you write,
Make it good, please,
Make it good, please,
Make it good, please, just once!
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Extra:
Season's Greetings from Microsoft...
What would you feel if ever you'll receive a postcard like this for Christmas?
Man that's freaky! Those hippies are scary like hell. I will definitely scream like a girl if ever I get something like that.
ReplyDeletePretty scary huh? They may all look like a bunch of hippies then, but they are all filthy rich now.
ReplyDeleteThey all look like hippies... except for Bill himself in the lower left. He was ahead of his time, even then, and just looked like a geek.
ReplyDelete^ or gay!
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